Dear Meat Space #1,
I'm writing you because it seems only fair. I am always writing about you, talking to you, but my efforts to hear from you have been arduous.
I would like to know if you feel liberated or confined by my apparent obsession with visiting you, standing around, investigating you, and keeping you encircled with ochre yarn.
thank you kindly,
F.O.O.L. (Fleshy Outsider Orbiting Lovingly)
P.S. Please write back soon.